1/3/2010 - Screwballs and Private Resort

So we started off with Screwballs. This is a Troma Films caliber T&A fest about a high school. Im not sure if there is any actual plot beyond it being a high school. If you do something inappropriate (IE: Get caught beating off in the walk in fridge) the word DETENTION is flashed on the screen. Then there are more boobs. It was shot on 16mm and the print is really kind of scratchy and worn looking. Terrible, but mildly entertaining to have on in the background at a party or something.

We decide to continue our theme with the slightly more high caliber Private Resort. This is the 3rd entry of Producer R.Ben Ephraim's "Private" trilogy. Rob Morrow and Johnny Depp are at a Resort and they get into trouble. There are boobs. A little fat kid fishes for bikini tops. Problems arise when they give Hector Elizondo a bad haircut. He chases them into an aerobics class and there is hilarity. Then they somehow end up with Andrew Clay(sans "dice")'s girlfriend. The diceman is STEAMED! Then there are boobs and everyone runs down the same hallway 400 times. Also: Johnny Depp's bare ass. Oscarworthy.